Zombie Blog Re-animated…again!

Everybody knows the life cycle of a failed blog.

Conception: “Hey! I have a lot to say. I’m going to start a blog.”
Birth: “The internet is awesome! I’m really digging wordpress and all of these cool themes”
Infancy: “blogging is fun! cat videos!”
Adolescence: “Maybe I don’t have as much to say as I thought.”
Adulthood: “remember that blog I started last year?”
Bloggerdammerung: “Dear blog, i’m sorry I never wrote in you.”

cue immolation scene:


…and….REBIRTH!: “I can’t believe I neglected all of my loyal readers for so long! (Hi, mom.) I’m going to give this a shot again.”

So, i’ve done this before. Actually, more than once. But this time, I promise it will be different.

Do you believe me? Will my hubris and self-love get the best of me again, just like those incestuous gods in The Ring?

We’ll see. For now, here’s a goat interrupting Taylor Swift.